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| | Category: | Clinton jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 64 | | | | Joke: | Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, Id like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I dont think that is a good idea.Ill come back when you are ready to order from the menu."She walks away.Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Its pronounced Quiche." | | | |
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