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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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