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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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