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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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