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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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