 |
 |
|
One jokes - short jokes,
one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock
jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes,
games, recipes, local theatre guide,
videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.
|
home | categories | a
to z browse | search | random
joke | submit
joke | contact
us
|
|
|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 98 | | | | Joke: | A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The schoolteacher said, O.K. children begin by putting your hand over your little heart and repeat with me, I pledge allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is your hand over your butt cheek instead of your heart? Johnny relied! I cant. Teacher asks, why not? Well you see, when my ant comes over to pick me up and pats my bottom and says, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART!!!!!! | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Children Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Children jokes  | | Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?... more
| | 2. | Category: Children jokes | | "What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." Sh... more
| | 3. | Category: Children jokes | | Why was the lightning bug unhappy?Because her children were not very bright.... more
| | 4. | Category: Children jokes | | John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldnt afford one. So one day John came home clutchi... more
| | 5. | Category: Children jokes | | Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. Would you like another cookie ? she asked.Yes, please, repli... more
| | 6. | Category: Children jokes | | A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it... more
| | 7. | Category: Children jokes | | The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. How high is it, Doctor? she wanted to know.One hundred an... more
| | 8. | Category: Children jokes | | Eddies father called up to him, Eddie, if you dont stop playing that trumpet I think Ill go crazy!Eddy replied, I think... more
| | 9. | Category: Children jokes | | I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more
| | 10. | Category: Children jokes | | George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?... more
|
|
|
|
|
