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Category:Cat jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked."Lests see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in 41
 
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