| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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