| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.... more
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