| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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