| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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