| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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