| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.... more
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