| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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