| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more
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