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| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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