| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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