| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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