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| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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