| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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