| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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