| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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