| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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