| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you obey that stop sign?Driver: I dont believe everything I read.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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