| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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