| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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