| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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