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| | Category: | Elephant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 71 | | | | Joke: | Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts ! | | | |
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