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| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you t... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a woodworm How boring for you!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a rubber bandWhy dont you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!Well tell her to come inI cant she doesnt stop at this floor!... more
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| A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doct... more
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