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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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