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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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