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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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