"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as ... joke - One jokes, short jokes, one liners, one line jokes

One jokes - short jokes, one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes, games, recipes, local theatre guide, videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.

JOKES ::

	RANDOM JOKE
	KNOCK KNOCK
	MUSIC JOKES
	INTERNET JOKES
	LAWYER JOKES
	MARRIAGE JOKES
	YO MOMMA JOKES
	COWBOY JOKES
	ACCOUNTANT JOKES
	WOMEN JOKES
	MEN JOKES
	MORE...

SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Bird jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	367

Joke:	"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads."Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Bird Jokes:

1.	Category: Bird jokes
	Whats the definition of Parity?Two parrots exactly the same!... more
2.	Category: Bird jokes
	What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !... more
3.	Category: Bird jokes
	Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place were crows go to get a drink!... more
4.	Category: Bird jokes
	What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?An eggroll !... more
5.	Category: Bird jokes
	Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasnt what he was cracked up to be !... more
6.	Category: Bird jokes
	What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !... more
7.	Category: Bird jokes
	How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !... more
8.	Category: Bird jokes
	What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !... more
9.	Category: Bird jokes
	What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.... more
10.	Category: Bird jokes
	What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !... more