| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.... more
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