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| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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