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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 75 | | | | Joke: | "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?""Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?" | | | |
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