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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 114 | | | | Joke: | Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope youll think of us here at US Airways." | | | |
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