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| A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started... more
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| An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?""How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you we... more
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| First Spaceman: Im hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !... more
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| How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
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| How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !... more
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| I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have !... more
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| If an athlete gets athletes foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.... more
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| If athletes get athletes foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.... more
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| President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general,... more
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| Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?... more
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| 11. | Category: Space jokes |
| Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go ins... more
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| Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing... more
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| Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumb... more
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| Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !... more
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| Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed... more
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| What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Dont you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when Im talking to you !... more
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| What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !... more
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| What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.... more
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| What did the metric alien say ?Take me to your litre !... more
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| What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.... more
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