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| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin... more
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| 11. | Category: School jokes |
| A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send hi... more
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| 12. | Category: School jokes |
| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| 13. | Category: School jokes |
| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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| 14. | Category: School jokes |
| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| 15. | Category: School jokes |
| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 16. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student... more
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| 17. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more
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| 18. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| 19. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| 20. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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