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| How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.... more
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| 22. | Category: Money jokes |
| How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.... more
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| 23. | Category: Money jokes |
| How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.... more
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| 24. | Category: Money jokes |
| How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.... more
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| 25. | Category: Money jokes |
| How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor.... more
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| 26. | Category: Money jokes |
| How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.... more
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| 27. | Category: Money jokes |
| How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.... more
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| 28. | Category: Money jokes |
| How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets... more
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| 29. | Category: Money jokes |
| I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more
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| 30. | Category: Money jokes |
| I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on... more
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| 31. | Category: Money jokes |
| If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because i... more
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| 32. | Category: Money jokes |
| If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt g... more
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| 33. | Category: Money jokes |
| If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat.... more
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| 34. | Category: Money jokes |
| If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would yo... more
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| 35. | Category: Money jokes |
| If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?A dollar.... more
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| 36. | Category: Money jokes |
| If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.... more
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| 37. | Category: Money jokes |
| Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should... more
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| 38. | Category: Money jokes |
| Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more
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| 39. | Category: Money jokes |
| Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more
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| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !... more
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