| 21. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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| 22. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 23. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| 24. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 25. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 26. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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| 27. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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| 28. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 29. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 30. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 31. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Dont answer!... more
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| 32. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 33. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 34. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 35. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| 36. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand!... more
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| 37. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 38. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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| 39. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 40. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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