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Judge Jokes Category:
All our jokes listing within the Judge jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.
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| 21. | Category: Judge jokes  | | Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more
| | 22. | Category: Judge jokes  | | People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
| | 23. | Category: Judge jokes  | | Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
| | 24. | Category: Judge jokes  | | Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
| | 25. | Category: Judge jokes  | | The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more
| | 26. | Category: Judge jokes  | | The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
| | 27. | Category: Judge jokes  | | The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
| | 28. | Category: Judge jokes  | | The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more
| | 29. | Category: Judge jokes  | | The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
| | 30. | Category: Judge jokes  | | What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
| | 31. | Category: Judge jokes  | | When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
| | 32. | Category: Judge jokes  | | When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
| | 33. | Category: Judge jokes  | | Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.... more
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