| 21. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.... more
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| 22. | Category: Insect jokes |
| How do you spot a modern spider ?He doesnt have a web he had a website !... more
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| 23. | Category: Insect jokes |
| How do you start an insect race ?One, two, flea - go... more
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| 24. | Category: Insect jokes |
| How does a queen bee get around her hive ?Shes throne !... more
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| 25. | Category: Insect jokes |
| How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?A humdred !... more
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| 26. | Category: Insect jokes |
| How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !... more
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| 27. | Category: Insect jokes |
| How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !... more
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| 28. | Category: Insect jokes |
| If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.... more
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| 29. | Category: Insect jokes |
| If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl... more
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| 30. | Category: Insect jokes |
| One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" sa... more
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| 31. | Category: Insect jokes |
| One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."... more
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| 32. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?... more
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| 33. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"(to... more
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| 34. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?A: A buzzness suit!... more
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| 35. | Category: Insect jokes |
| QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.... more
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| 36. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.... more
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| 37. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear... more
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| 38. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more
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| 39. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.... more
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| 40. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !... more
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