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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more
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| One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more
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| One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more
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| President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more
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| So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more
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| St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I w... more
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| St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more
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| This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more
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| Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all n... more
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| Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more
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| Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On... more
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| Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more
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