| 21. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !... more
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| 22. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldn... more
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| 23. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!... more
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| 24. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.... more
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| 25. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity its not on her head!... more
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| 26. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.... more
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| 27. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.... more
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| 28. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.... more
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| 29. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... more
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| 30. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !... more
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| 31. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.... more
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| 32. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?... more
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| 33. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "... more
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| 34. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.... more
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| 35. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !... more
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| 36. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.... more
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| 37. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When hes finished, your face is full of short cuts.... more
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| 38. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more
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| 39. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.... more
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| 40. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more
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