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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!... more

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Q. Why does Rilla get mad when hes in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"... more

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Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?A: Rhesus Pieces.... more

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Q: Whats black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.... more

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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in a zoo!... more

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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.... more

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: They have big fingers.... more

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!... more

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?Paul, stop monkeying... more

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?His prime-mate!... more

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, Clean Washroom?He cleaned it!... more

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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?Listen baby, I think Im falling for you!... more

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What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, dont monkey aroun... more

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?Ape Suzettes!... more

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!... more

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What does a Gorilla attorney study?The Law of the jungle!... more

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?The Apey-cees!... more

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I cant help it - she brings out the beast in me!... more

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What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!... more

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more





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