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What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more

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What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more

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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more

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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more

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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more

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What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more





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