| 21. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| 22. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| 23. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| 24. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| 25. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 26. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 27. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| 28. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| 29. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| 30. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| 31. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| 32. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| 33. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| 34. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| 35. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| 36. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| 37. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| 38. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| 39. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| 40. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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