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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| 42. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| 43. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 44. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| 45. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| 46. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| 47. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| 48. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| 49. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| 50. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| 51. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| 52. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| 53. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| 55. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| 56. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| 57. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 59. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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