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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| 22. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| 23. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| 24. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 25. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 26. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 27. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| 28. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| 29. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| 30. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 31. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| 32. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| 33. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| 34. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| 35. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| 36. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| 37. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| 38. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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